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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Overdue

Yes, I'm overdue for a post. Cut me some slack, man! It's the holidays. The kids are home from school, we had some family in town, and I just haven't had the time to sit down and craft the kind of good, solid post you've come to expect from elliotblake.blogspot.com.

But I've got some things knocking around the old skull cage for the first week of 2009. Here's a preview of topics I aim to cover:
  • The death of Polaroid film. Big Polaroid fan right here. Haven't shot any in a few years, but sad to see it go by the inevitable wayside.
  • A big Elliot project update, including some new art for The Package, my upcoming web comic with artist Alexis Ziritt.
  • A more thorough look at a new service offered through my company, Nine Panel Grid, LLC.
  • An appreciation of the comics writer Ed Brubaker. My favorite, hands down, and he's got a new series coming out at the end of this week.
  • And probably something about politics.
What more could you ask for?

Happy New Year, my friends -

EB

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

F---in' Yankees!

Let me start this post by making one thing absolutely clear: I am a long time Yankee hater. Hate the New York Yankees with a passion. When everyone was rooting for them to win the World Series back in 2001, and worldwide sympathy was with New York, I was rooting for the Diamondbacks - because if I rooted for the Yanks, despite the terrible thing that happened there that September, I would have been betraying myself.

Now, I don't hate the Yankees just because they're the Yankees. I'm from Baltimore. Not born there, but raised there, and I grew up an Orioles fan. I cried when they lost to the Pirates in Game 7 of the 1979 World Series, and cheered louder than anyone when they won the Series in 1983. I still feel cheated by the bad call in the '96 playoffs, when umpire Richie Garcia failed to call fan interference against Jeffrey Maier for reaching over the fence and catching a ball destined for Oriole outfielder Tony Tarasco's glove. I bleed the black and orange. And let me tell ya, that hasn't been easy, especially over the last ten years. Not as bad as being a Cubs fan, I would imagine, but rooting for the Orioles, especially during the ownership tenure of Peter Angelos, really tries the soul.

But today just puts it over the top. The Yankees signed free agent first baseman Mark Texiera to an eight year, $180 million dollar contract, this after signing two of the top free agent pitchers, C.C. Sabathia and A.J. Burnett. The Yanks have spent $425 million on three free agents over the last several weeks. Three. Free. Agents. THREE! $425 million dollars! That's almost a half-billion dollars! It's insane.

I want to be clear about something else - I'm not one of those baseball fans screaming from the rooftops about payroll parity. I think the fabulous success of the Tampa Bay Rays in the East, winning the division over the Yankees and the Red Sox, and the continuing success of the Minnesota Twins in the Central, shows that you don't necessarily need to have all the money in the world in order to compete. And it's clear to Orioles fans everywhere that the team is in large part responsible for its own problems. Even following the Rays playbook, it's going to take Andy MacPhail several more years to get the O's competitive again.

And I certainly don't blame Texiera for going to New York instead of coming to Baltimore to play for the team he rooted for as a kid. He's a pro, and he wants a shot to win. Love the Yankees or hate them, as I do, they're going to give their players a legitimate shot of going to the playoffs and the Series every year, and if you want to win, how do you turn that down, especially when that chance also comes with more money than you can shake a 34 oz. Louisville Slugger at? But good lord, the amount of money the Yankees have shoveled out the door this off-season is obscene. Can it be stopped? Probably not. Should it be? I don't know. If the O's were in that position instead of the Yanks, I can't say I'd be complaining. But it sure doesn't feel right.

Fucking Yankees.

-EB

Sunday, December 21, 2008

The Holidays Are Upon Us

Tonight was the first night of Hanukkah, and, naturally, the kids were thrilled. Sam got a new kiddo watch; Hannah some new pajamas. And they gave each other gifts: Hannah gave Sam a Transformer, and Sam gave Hannah a Play-Doh set. Everyone was happy. Laura got me a very cool book on cocktails - I'm looking forward to making some new drinks.

I'll still try and update the blog, but with family coming in and the kids home, the updates will probably be sporadic.

Happy holidays!

-EB

New Service from Nine Panel Grid

I came up with a solid idea the other day - a new service my company, Nine Panel Grid, LLC, could offer. I pitched the idea to a former colleague of mine from the GameTap days, and he came on board as my chief collaborator. Now we have a client. And we're doing something cool.

More on this as it develops.

-EB

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Look Out! It's Norman Osborn!

Yes, it's another comics-related post. (But I swear this one won't be as long.)

Here's a question about the end of Secret Invasion/the beginning of Dark Reign in the Marvel Universe: how is it that no one knows outside of the superhero community that Norman Osborn is a bad guy? That he was the Green Goblin? (Okay, two questions)

It never really made sense to me that a known villain, no matter how many anti-psychotic drugs he's on to control his evil impulses, would be trusted to become the director of a government agency like The Thunderbolts (for non-comics readers, that's a group of villains forced to enforce the Superhuman Registration Act by hunting down unregistered good guys like Spider-Man). I mean really, who in their right mind would put a person actively taking anti-psychotics in charge of a bunch of psychotic bad guys? Isn't that just asking for it? Was it Tony Stark? I'm about 51% sure it was, but I honestly can't remember, and I'm not digging through the boxes to find out. But if it was, that was an example of colossally poor judgement on Stark's part. Really. How could one of the top minds of Marvel Earth not see that maybe Norman Osborn is too much of a risk to take?

Norman Osborn was the weakest part of Civil War for me, and I admit to not reading Thunderbolts, so maybe I'm missing something (perhaps he made a deal with Mephisto, and no one remembers he was the Green Goblin?) but I know I'm not missing the fact that HE'S A BAD GUY! So I don't care that he's the guy that killed the Skrull Queen, effectively ending the invasion...
...if I'm the President of the Marvel United States, I'm not handing him the keys to the security kingdom as the director of a S.H.I.E.L.D. replacement organization. I guess Dick Cheney is still V.P. of the Marvel U.S.A. at the end of Secret Invasion. This just seems so Cheney-esque.

Stepping off my irritated comics fan perch and putting on my writer hat, I also think the way that Norman finds himself catapulted into power was extremely weak from a plot perspective. He couldn't have planned his ascent to power, to his Dark Reign, this way. He was just in the right place at the right time, standing with any number of people who could have taken the killshot: Bullseye (bad guy) could have aced her with one of his trademark high-velocity playing cards; Thor (good guy) could have called down a bolt of lightning and fried her; New Captain America could have shot her with his trusty pistol; The Hood (bad guy) could have gunned her down; and so on. We needed to see Norman doing something shifty to put himself into position to be the hero - having it just happen to be him robs his ascent of any power.

Final note on Norman Osborn, a suggestion if you will. Now that Norman's in charge, let's see him start rockin' the cravat again:








He carries it off even better than the Kingpin.

-EB

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Canada Dry Ginger Ale

I find that it's not too sweet.

-EB

Comic Book Crossover Events Done Right

WARNING! The post title and the image above should be a dead giveaway, but this rather long-ish opinion piece is aimed at my fellow comic book peeps. If you don't read comics, you might not have any clue of what I'm talking about, and while I'd be thrilled if you read the post, you do run the risk of glazing over at your computer. However, if you do like and/or read comics, read on! You might find this interesting.

I don't follow Robert Kirkman's Invincible, but I have read the first couple of volumes, and found it to be an enjoyable book. It's one of those comics I'd like to get in collected form, but for one reason or another, I haven't done so yet. Anyway, just the other day Kirkman announced a done-in-one Image Universe crossover to come in Invincible #60, and it immediately crystallized for me something I've been thinking about quite a lot, which is this: comic book events have become too unwieldy, too expensive, and most importantly, not satisfying enough.

I read Marvel's Secret Invasion, and after the first couple of issues, found it lacking in meaningful drama. It just felt to me like the storytelling was fractured and all over the place. By the time we got to the now much-discussed last issue, featuring the death of an Avenger, it was done in such a way as to place the reader at a remove, instead of putting the reader in the thick of it with the characters, to the point where not only did I not realize what was happening to said Avenger, when I figured it out, I didn't care. Not good.

I'm having the same problem with DC's Final Crisis. Perhaps this is because I don't follow the DC Universe as closely as I do the Marvel comics, but I know the characters pretty well, and I know the history and have a decent grasp of the current continuity. But I feel like I'm getting story fragments instead of a story.


When I was a teenager and read the granddaddy of all these event series, DC's Crisis on Infinite Earths by Marv Wolfman and George Perez, I understood what was happening. The plot was clear: an unknown force was sweeping across the multiple Earths that made up the DC Universe at the time, and the heroes had to figure out what it was and stop it. At all times, the creative team succeeded in making you feel like you were on the ground level with the heroes, so there was great drama, and to see all those heroes of multiple Earths fighting together against a universe-destroying evil was just fun. Secret Invasion and Final Crisis, in my opinion, were and are missing out on fun.

The original Crisis was self-contained. It didn't spill into every title DC was publishing at the time, and it didn't need 4 or 5 supporting miniseries to make it make sense. These days, standard practice is to have the big summer event effect almost every book being published by either company, creating tight continuity across entire lines of comics.

And that is what's been bugging me. Continuity. There's too much to keep track of, too many important, all-encompassing, earth-shattering, universe-shaking events that "change everything forever!" Or at least until next summer's big event. There's too much of a premium being put on these kind of continuity-laden events by the big two publishers, I think to the detriment of the overall quality and understandability of many individual titles. Example: if you're an old school Avengers fan and you decide to come back to comics, and you pick up New Avengers or Mighty Avengers, you're not going to have any clue what the hell is going on. I'll be honest - I've enjoyed some of the Secret Invasion standalone stories that have been appearing in both Avengers titles, but I couldn't give two bowls of cut-rate cereal about Marvel Boy (who appeared in a Grant Morrison-penned mini-series five or six years ago) and what his role in the overarching Secret Invasion story was supposed to be. And that old-school Avengers fan is going to be completely put off by it as well, because that's not what he expects from an Avengers story. He wants to see Captain America, Thor, Iron Man, The Wasp, Hawkeye, maybe Vision and the Scarlet Witch, fighting some big threat, with some character subplots weaving through the story. I realize big event titles generate sales, and that's why they happen, but I think Secret Invasion, which was essentially an Avengers story, could have happened entirely in the pages of the two Avengers books, which perhaps could have lent it a better sense of cohesiveness.

It's that sense of cohesiveness that made last year's "Sinestro Corps War" story, which weaved through the Green Lantern and Green Lantern Corps titles, so successful. Other heroes appeared - Superman, Batman, etc. - but it was a Green Lantern story at its core, and while the story was epic in scope, the fact that it was a Green Lantern story first and foremost was never forgotten.

And it seems that with Invincible #60, Kirkman gets that. Quoting from the Comic Book Resources article:
"...despite a multitude of characters appearing in “Invincible” #60, from Image co-founder properties like Erik Larsen's Savage Dragon and Todd MacFarlane's Spawn, the story itself will spin out of the adventures of Kirkman’s teen hero Mark Grayson. 'It's Invincible's book, so he's very much the focus, and it's his villain that's causing all the trouble,' said Kirkman."
Kirkman also said this:
"I guess to a certain extent, we're trying to say, 'Hey, look at all the cool characters that do occupy the Image Universe,'" he explained. "...it's just fun to get everybody in the spotlight for a little bit in the issue."

In a way, it's kind of a throwback to the '80's, and reminds me of John Byrne's Fantastic Four. If he needed some guest stars for his story, he got some guest stars for his story, and it didn't seem to have any effect on what was happening in the guest stars' books. Example - Fantastic Four #243:
"Everyone vs. Galactus. Need we say more?" Not really. There's Cap and Thor, whacking away at Galactus with the tools of their trade. There's Iron Man, giving him a blast with his repulsor rays. There's Doc Strange and the Wasp, doing their thing. And while this is happening in shared universe, this is a Fantastic Four story, and it really only has any effect on the Fantastic Four. (And it was a helluva story, at that - one of my favorites from when I was a kid.)

Understand that I am not a comic book sentimentalist. I don't long for the comics of the '80's. I want to see comics - superhero comics - continue to evolve, to continue to find new ways of telling stories. But I've come to the conclusion that these "earth-shattering" events, if not handled well, are detrimental to that evolution. It's not that they can't or shouldn't happen, but they need to be well thought out. I think Marvel's Civil War was a rare success on that front, setting up an interesting new status quo for characters to operate in, which writers could hint at in their books, or practically ignore entirely. Two examples where that worked: Ed Brubaker's Captain America, which took advantage of the events of Civil War to introduce a new Cap, and his Daredevil, which, for the most part, did its own thing and continues to do so even through Secret Invasion. (And now that I think of it, Marvel's World War Hulk was also successful on that front; it was important to the story of the Hulk, but it wasn't something that needed to show up in every book across the line, e.g., Hulk did a pretty good job of wrecking New York, but the city was fine over in Spider-Man, where Spidey was having his own problems.)

So with all that in mind, I offer the following suggestion to publishers (and I'm sure they've been waiting for me, and me only, to come forward with an opinion): Titles should be self-contained. If a character crosses over from another book, just make it a guest appearance, rather than something that needs to be addressed as having some kind of impact on continuity. If you're going to do an epic event, take a cue from how the Sinestro storyline played out in Green Lantern. Keep things simple as far as continuity goes. Concentrate on telling good stories in each individual title. I think readers will find that rewarding, and I also think that it will be long-term rewarding for publishers, especially if an approach like the one suggested here makes comics more appealing to potential new fans brought into comic shops by well-made comic book movies like Iron Man and The Dark Knight.

If you have any thoughts on this, please leave comment below.

-EB

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Things I Learned About Trucking From Patrick Swayze

While I was getting my hair cut today, I had a tough time keeping my eyes off the television, because AMC was showing the Patrick Swayze trucking docudrama Black Dog.
Just take a look at that cast: Swayze, Randy Travis with a beard, and Meat Loaf. Anyway, you see something like that on television, and you just know you're going to learn something, and this fine 1998 primer on the grim realities of the trucking business does not disappoint. Here are the important things I learned, from watching about twenty minutes of the film out of the corner of my eye with the sound off:

1. "The only way to stay alive is to keep moving." Good advice, especially if you're a shark, and also if there are bad guys chasing you, which seems to happen with alarming frequency to the trucker played by Swayze. I was aware that truckers are able to drive for far longer stretches of time than mere mortals, but I never realized it's because they have to keep moving to stay alive. Y'know, lest they be caught by the bad guys that are apparently chasing them.

2. At any given moment, a big rig might careen out of control on a mountain road, slam into an extra-large mobile home conveniently blocking the road, flip over, and explode. Or careen out of control on a mountain road and slam through a country gas station and explode. Or careen out of control on a mountain road in an elaborate pas de deux with another big rig and explode:
3. Truckers need to be ever vigilant, because machine gun-toting thugs on motorcycles could be trying to shoot them or shoot out their tires at any time.
I know. It's a terrifying thought.

4. And, finally, if you're driving down a mountain road, and you see a truck coming the other way, and the driver looks alarmed because he's either careening out of control or machine gun-toting thugs on motorcycles are chasing him, pull off on to the shoulder and let him pass, that way you don't wind up careening out of control and exploding yourself. You'll be glad you did.

Now, in putting together this post, I learned a couple of other valuable things about being a trucker, as portrayed in Black Dog:
-You don't look at the cargo and you don't question the route.
-You just might be haunted by an apparition known as the Black Dog, which apparently "plagues truckers stretched beyond their mental and physical limits," according to the Official Patrick Swayze International Fan Club website, an important resource for truckers. I would think that constantly worrying about careening out of control on mountain roads and exploding, or being chased by machine gun-toting thugs on motorcycles, or just plain keeping moving so you can stay alive, would be enough to cause anyone to be haunted by the Black Dog. Is it selfish to be glad I'm not a trucker?

Anyway, if you haven't seen Black Dog, you should, because it will give you a new appreciation for what truckers go through when they drive on mountain roads.

10-4.

-EB

Names We Did Not Consider For Our Children

Fourth in an occasional series.

Rod Blagojevic.

-EB

The Map, Redux

It's been awhile since I've done a post about site traffic and the Google Analytics map, and since I'm procrastinating about getting some other work done, I thought, why not do one today? So here it is:

Google recently updated their analytics tools, making it easier to view your site information by the day, week, month, or year, so I decided to see how I've done since I started tracking the site traffic for the blog and for my work site, elliotblake.com. Here's what I've learned: for the period of 6/17/08 through yesterday, 12/9/08, elliotblake.com has received 504 visits from 20 countries (458 of those from the U.S., which is no surprise), and from 175 cities. A big chunk of this traffic is due to my being on LinkedIn, and another, bigger chunk is from an ad I placed on entertainment industry site Cynopsis.com and its daily email newsletter, offering my services as a freelance writer. So, to the fine and discerning people from the entertainment centers of New York, Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, West Hollywood, Burbank, and here in Atlanta, who saw the Cynopsis ad and visited the site (some of you more than once, I can tell from the numbers) - thanks for checking me out. I'm currently available for writing, story editing, and producing work.

Traffic to the blog has also been brisk (for the personal blog of a non-famous person, anyway). For the period of 10/2/08 through 12/9/08, I've received 684 visits from 14 countries and 123 cities. That's 180 more visits to the blog than the website, in a little more than half the time since I've been tracking, but from fewer locations; the blog has had more repeat visitors, which makes sense, since it's updated more frequently than elliotblake.com.

Anyway, for my wife who likes these things, I've made a couple of composite maps which show my global reach. Here's the country map:
Green countries have only visited elliotblake.com; blue countries have visited the blog and the website; and red countries have only visited the blog. (And because those countries are red on the map, they either voted Republican in the last election or they're communists.)

Here's the city composite map, showing hits from both the blog and the website:
I'm spreading like measles, only less virulent and more entertaining. (At least I think so.)

That's enough procrastination for one day. Back to work.

-EB

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Government Bailouts and Me

I think I'm going to reorganize as a bank holding company so I can tap into the $700 billion TARP fund.

-EB

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Friday, December 5, 2008

The New Pornographers

Now, before anyone unfamiliar with The New Pornographers gets in a tizzy, this post is not about any kind of pornography, but rather about the excellent band that goes by the name The New Pornographers. My good friend Jim Wiseman (he of the brilliant op-ed piece about Georgia's antiquated election runoff system in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution a few weeks back) turned me on to them a little more than a year ago, and in that time, they've become one of my favorite bands. They fall into the indie-rock category, and what sets them apart is band leader Carl Newman's uncanny ability to write a power-pop song. Here's an example, called "Use It," from their Twin Cinema album:

I love that song, and if it comes onto my iPod, I've been known to listen to it twice.

I think the thing that really appeals to me about The New Pornos is that they're complete music nerds, in the same way that I am a complete comic book nerd. (The song "Challengers" even seems to reference an old DC comic by Jack Kirby called Challengers of the Unknown, but I'm not sure the reference was intentional.) But it's obvious, from the songwriting to the finished tracks, that Newman and band are really interested in songcraft, and I just dig that. And I think that's why they appeal as well to my buddy Jim, who is a nerd of the mathematical variety (and I mean that in the best possible way).

One of the important things to know about The New Ps is that they're kind of a supergroup; Newman is clearly the leader, but also in the band is the amazing singer Neko Case (whose Fox Confessor Brings the Flood album also never leaves my iPod) and another singer/songwriter named Dan Bejar, from the band Destroyer (which I know nothing about). The songs Bejar sings on the New Ps records are clearly the work of a different author, and have an almost entirely different feel. Early on in my introduction to The New Ps, I wasn't much fond of the Dan Bejar songs, which have also earned some level of scorn from Professor Wiseman. Yes, Jim's not a Dan Bejar fan. In fact, he really dislikes him. And when we saw the band in concert last year, I found Bejar's onstage demeanor off-putting.

But something has happened in the last few months; I now like most of the Dan Bejar songs on the three Pornographers albums I have (Mass Romantic, Twin Cinema, and the latest, Challengers). There's still a couple I click through - "Entering White Cecilia" and "Streets of Fire," both of which creep me out - but otherwise, I let 'em play. And there's a couple I actually really like, first and foremost "Myriad Harbor" on Challengers. Here it is:

It's a cool video, and in the way that ideas (I guess that's what they are) keep erupting out of Bejar's head in the animation, it makes me think of one of my favorite comics of the last couple of years, Matt Fraction's spy comic Casanova, which itself was inspired by several New Ps songs. I'd try and explain, but Casanova is pretty dense, and I can't summarize it in way that will make sense here; but Casanova fans will understand.

There you have it. Jim, I hope you don't hold my new appreciation for the Dan Bejar-penned-and-sung New Pornographers songs against me.

-EB

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Live-Blogging the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show...Wrap-Up

The editors of elliotblake.blogspot.com kind of regret the last six posts. We'll be taking the subject of this eponymous blog behind the woodshed for a good thrashing, and return to the sober and serious blogging the ten or fifteen regular readers of this website have come to expect.

Our sincerest apologies,

The Editors

Live-Blogging the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show...Part 6

-It's almost over. Thank goodness. I'm starting to feel like I've somehow sullied myself by undertaking this endeavor.

-They just showed a shot of John Stamos, and he looked bored.

-The tension! Will Karolina make it on stage despite the torn outfit?

-I'm not sure I'll ever know.

-For my money, I'd buy Agent Provocateur. But perhaps not the pirate collection.

Peace out.

-EB

Live-Blogging the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show...Part 5

-Do all the guys really want to be Usher? The man can sing, but it never really occurred to me that I should want to be him.

-Trellis with underpants? Thumbs up.

-What if, when the stage directors yell "Go go go!", one of the models got too excited, and ran? Like a greyhound? Would that throw off the whole thing?

-Okay, the model with the tree branch accouterments looked like she was in some kind of pain. I'm surprised. Those things look very comfortable.

Live-Blogging the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show...Part 4

-Where's Sarah Palin? (Not as a model, as limelight-loving audience celebrity. Get your heads out of the gutter.)

-Laura wants to know, "Do we really need all this extra crap, the capes and corsets and fringes, or can we just wear our underwear?"

-I think Marisa Miller is kind of hot, but she has an abnormally long trunk.

-Laura says she's inspired to wear more glitter, but I think she's just being snarky.

-I don't honestly believe that the pick-up tips provided by the models are going to be useful to anyone.

-I don't think the models really had a "Patton" moment.

-Oh, good. Dancers.

-Are the panties that say "Kisses" on the front and "Big Hugs" on the back inviting something? (Now I'm worried that some lunatic is going to hug that model's ass.)

-A big winter hunting hat paired with a bikini doesn't really work for me.

Live-Blogging the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show...Part 3

-Is the behind-the-scenes stuff really necessary?

-And who the hell is Jose Moreno? Apparently this is the Latin section of the show.

-"Go go go go!" Try not to trip.

-I'm wondering how some if this stuff even qualifies as lingerie.

-There's not enough metal or shiny silver in everyday lingerie.

-Babalu? Is he channeling Ricky Ricardo? Don't get me wrong, the music is fine, but "Babalu?"

-Brett Ratner is shimmying to the music in the audience. He is officially a tool.

Live-Blogging the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show...Part 2

Is the Victoria's Secret Fashion show really "The sexiest night on television," as the CBS announcer just claimed?

I think the fine folks at Skinemax - I mean Cinemax - might have something to say about that.

Live-Blogging the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show...

...because I'm not all about politics, and my wife said I could. Seriously, if there was ever an opportunity for both snark and staring at scantily clad women, this is it.

Of course, I'm coming to it a little late, but thanks to the power of TiVo, I can say the following:

-less camera shots of Usher. No one is tuning in to see him, they're tuning in to see the models.

-more ass. I know this is on CBS, but I think it's kind of tepid to show shots of models in undergarments small enough to put in a letter-sized envelope walking towards the camera but not away from it. What, I should only get to see this if I'm there? (And yes, I know that if I want to see some models in thongs I only need to Google it, but my point is that CBS is the Wussy Network.)

-less Paris Hilton. In all aspects of life.

-the poorly staged behind the scenes "Who's Victoria" sequences have to go.

Monday, December 1, 2008

I Just Got a Robo-call from Sarah Palin...

...and it gave me the heebie-jeebies.

Fortunately, moments later (not an exaggeration), I also got a robo-call from Barack Obama, which effectively counteracted the Palin-induced heebie-jeebies.

(FYI - We have a big runoff election here in Georgia tomorrow, for a Senate seat, which is why we're getting robo-calls from political luminaries and dim-bulbs alike.)

-EB