My daughter Hannah, who turns three next month, surprised me with her first joke the other day. And it wasn't a knock-knock joke that she heard in daycare - it was a one-liner. For your pleasure, I present Hannah's joke below:
I was trying to make lunch (or something along those lines) and Hannah was being kind of difficult about letting me do it, so I said to her, "Hannah, you're driving me nuts -would just let me finish, please?"
Her reply: "Daddy, I not driving you nuts - I'm driving you grapes!"
On the scale of Toddler Humor - which, if you've been around little kids, is not terribly sophisticated and rarely makes actual sense - that's equivalent to a John Stewart one-liner.
I'm so proud.
-EB
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