Let's be clear about one thing: I do not have the patience to grow a beard like the one poorly photoshopped onto my face above.  How does one eat with a beard like that?  It seems like you'd have to spend a disproportionate amount of time on facial grooming, and I'm not down with that.  I call this one The Too Much Time on My Hands.  Which could also be the subtitle to this ridiculous Daily Beard feature.-EB
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